Do you ever get a message and you just stare at it for a while and take a deep breath and think “what the actual fuck am I supposed to reply to that”?
I hate being bi-polar it’s awesome
How does she look like when she is texting “hahaha”
Mom: Who is John Sina and why are you telling me his name? John Cena
Did you throw it in the water? That’s a tortoise not a turtle, it can’t swim
My boyfriend took me for a date today I’m not hurt
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I haven’t been fully honest with you I am the Batman you are about to be single man
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Nobody knows I’m a lesbian fat man t-shirt