95% percent of the time when I’m smiling at my phone it’s because of something I’ve said, not something someone else sent me. I’m hilarious
If i’m not texting you back it’s because im doing this: playing basketball shot game
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Trolling girlfriend: can I get a pic of you naked under the belt
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Texting BAE: what’s wrong? Nothing, goodnight. OK goodnight. See that’s your problem. Brad Pitt throwing phone
Reasons hes not texting you girl staring at an old phone with no screen
When you send nudes to your online GF and your uncle’s phone rings with a message tone
Zoom in on Drake’s nose hidden text trolling
What are you doing? Texting the most beautiful girl in the world, but she is not replying so texting you. Achievement unlocked: savage