I push objects off shelves while looking my human in the eyes cat
My dad who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead texted me this: I lived bitch selfie
You won’t have to text back if you don’t open the message protip lifehack
Some women are not for decoration protest fail
Eating carpet strictly prohibited airport India
Savage level 9000. What are you doing? Texting the most beautiful girl in the world, but she’s not replying so texting you
Why is there a d in fridge but not in refrigerator
Canadian vandalism have a nice day
Mum is typing: hi
I hear those sleigh bells ringling jing halloween was nine minutes ago