Why is there a d in fridge but not in refrigerator
Canadian vandalism have a nice day
Mum is typing: hi
I hear those sleigh bells ringling jing halloween was nine minutes ago
I feel bad for the people who never go crazy
When your iMessage isn’t working and you have to send texts carriage horses
Your laptop what brand? Jade Acer fail
Do you ever get a message and you just stare at it for a while and take a deep breath and think “what the actual fuck am I supposed to reply to that”?