This is his GF, who are you? Why are you texting him? I’m the girl that can make any girl go from GF to EX real quick, how was my brother’s flight?
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Text from mom: “you have to climb Mount Everest, because I told aunt you did and she want pics”
Throwback to when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front rear and side views but she didn’t get the memo fail
The text pistols Sex Pistols fan texting
Why send one big text when you can send 10 little ones in a row and be even more annoying? Obama
95% percent of the time when I’m smiling at my phone it’s because of something I’ve said, not something someone else sent me. I’m hilarious
If i’m not texting you back it’s because im doing this: playing basketball shot game
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Trolling girlfriend: can I get a pic of you naked under the belt
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Texting BAE: what’s wrong? Nothing, goodnight. OK goodnight. See that’s your problem. Brad Pitt throwing phone
Reasons hes not texting you girl staring at an old phone with no screen