Sit down let me tell you a story once upon a time I ate your hamster this morning cat
LAN party with the guy duct taped to the ceiling playing Counter-Strike
Man trapped in Budweiser warehouse resorts to drinking his own urine to stay alive
John is going to the gym, doesn’t upload selfies and phrases like “no pain, no gain”. John is smart, be like John
Did you know ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle? Hug me
Nat Geo Wld announced very dangerous snake Nokia 3310 snake game
I used to be a Jedi then, I took a lightsaber to the knee and the other knee and both my arms then, I took some lava to my face Darth Vader
Firemen rescuing fat boy out of skate bowl
Man throws beer bottle at bartender when she changes Black Sabbath to Christmas music
DJ Khaled snapchats credit card by accident loses 80k dollars in 30 secs