Lie detector robot joke
Pessimist optimist realist train operator sees three idiots standing on the tracks
Deep dark fears I didn’t want God to make me pregnant
Koala escapes at zoo falls asleep before he can do anything interesting
Brittany went to Brazil to meet a boy who said “come to Brazil” and he wasn’t there sad crying girl
Imagine Donald Trump winning and being the most transparent president. Area 51 we got aliens the best aliens more aliens than Russia and China and Mexico gonna pay
The side of Britney Spears the media never talks about the little boy grew up to be Steve Jobs
Saw my ex riding his bike while I was riding passenger and told my friend to run him over and she didn’t. Tired of all these fake friends
When you tell your parents a funny story and it turns into a life lesson kid
Michael Phelps photo with young Singapore’s swimmer Joseph Schooling who beaten him Rio Olympics