My mates cat lost his eye in a fight a while back. He gave him false one to give his confidence a little boost fake eye
In 2009 Irish police found they had more than 50 motoring offences recorded for someone called prawo jazdy it turned out that it means driving license in Polish
A threesome? No thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I’d go out to dinner with my parents Pakalu Papito
Crabs be my fellow crustaceans I am the crab lord
McDonalds employee fired for placing his mixtapes in children’s happy meals
Bill gates was a drop out yeah but he dropped out of harvard not 11th grade intensive reading
Deletes facebook account leaves social media lives in Himalayas pigeon comes with a note Candy Crush request
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his the doctors described his condition as stable
If we can’t do a problem put a smile face hold smile be placed into special ed next week
Pope looks like he’s about to drop the hottest freestyle while his home is dropping a fire beat Pope Francis