Disconnected home alarm, deregistered from neighbourhood watch, got two Pakistani flags and ISIS flag FBI, CIA and other agencies are watching the house 24/7 never felt safer and I’m saving $49 a month
When I grow up I want to be like mommy exotic dancer last showel at home depot
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Anakin Skywalker was slave as a child never met his father lava burns in 95% percent of his body yet he conquered the galaxy. What’s your excuse?
Did you know Jurgen Klopp doesn’t watch penalties so if he coaches Real Madrid he’ll miss all of Ronaldo’s goals
RIP Diesel the police dog who lost his life during raids in France today when a suicide bomber detonated her explosive vest. Diesel was seven years old
This morning I used Redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes on a highway I realized I left my car at home
When you tell your parents you wanna be Batman when you grow up but you realize what must be done. Crying kid with a gun
Still a better love story than Twilight cast away Tom Hanks Wilson ball