Clock still sleepy every hour
Koalas spend 99% percent of their life eating and sleeping and 1% percent searching for a mate. If they don’t find one they go back to sleep
Me on Monday I want to marry my bed Adventure Time
2 PM gonna go to bed early tonight, 10:30 PM here we go time to hit the hay, 2:30 AM ahh so male seahorses give birth
When you sleep at a friends house and you wake up before them like WTF do I do now
I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in life
How weird is it that you have to pretend to be asleep in order to fall asleep
Me in a job interview. Talents: sleeping
Dad you’re up early me dad you never went to sleep did you
Human brain isn’t fully functional for learning until after 10 AM, science has proved that schools begin way too early