Cat interesting fascinating
Before and after: cocaine, alcohol, crack, Pokemon GO. Fat guy becomes fit
How close I am to losing my shit car parked close to the wall
My dick is so hard. To find. Trolling word play
Princess Leia Darth Vader I don’t like the idea of you dating a smuggler, well let’s ask mom what she thinks, oh wait… That’s, it go to your room, my room was on Alderaan
Women are so hard to read. Well actually we just want… Such complex creatures. If you just listen… So mysterious
You mess with da croco, you get da glocko
Mess with gecko, you get a pecko
When trying to use USB stick wrong wrong correct
Cat had barf made it to carpet in time