It was gonna jump I’m holding it back cat Turkey on a counter
When you see a BMW indicate and you’re thinking should I call the cops?
Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he watches anime
Have you ever gotten so bored at work that you started actually doing your job
11:30 Charlie Sheen admits he is HIV positive, 11:31 testing clinic queue full of women
Two Martinis please. Dry? Nein, zwei.
Have you read the bible? Maybe I have, maybe I haven’t, what’s it to you? Can you read my son? Well, that depends. Can you go f yourself?
When you put something in the cart when you’re shopping with your mom and you hope she doesn’t notice dog