One minute I was sleeping on the pillow and then poof it exploded let’s just be thankful I’m still alive
Don’t worry I’m from tech support cat fixing computer
Not yet eat me now too late avocados
Seagull on a not allowed sign thug life
When you’re in Rome and you release your mixtape
When your wife makes more money you can’t say no to anything Mariah Carey bunny costume
3D glasses hammer fish guys mine are broken
That one aunt who thinks she is better than the rest of the family Prince
What is the phobia of chainsaws called? Common sense
Hayley Atwell just been told I’ve been in a car crash with Stephen Merchant hope I’m ok