When you forget to do homework and remember in bed then debate whether you should do it or fuck it and sleep
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Cord cables hanger Bob Marley hair
When you come home at 3 in the morning drunk af and your dog is like
When it’s your day off and you can do anything you want but you just sit there like the piece of shit you are raccoon
When you find your own joke hilarious but your friend ain’t impressed Lindsay Lohan
When you see everyone going through drama but you’re antisocial so nothing be happening to you man chilling with beer
I always say I wanna make new friends but do I really have time to figure you out and hope you’re not shitty? Kardashian