This morning I used Redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes on a highway I realized I left my car at home
Planet got destroyed but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders
Somewhere in Nigeria I’ve sent like milion e-mails it’s like free money Nigerian prince scam
How others see relationships happy couple. How I see relationships database
When the bathroom lighting is just right and you look ripped frog meme
If a girl is ugly look at her heart, not her face. If a boy is ugly, he’s ugly. Einstein quote
Watching toddlers learn is fantastic kid water fail
Think like a proton always positive