The light inside has broken but I still work. Me too vending machine, me too
Newtons third law of emotion: for every male action there is a female overreaction
There is nothing worse in the world than moment when your favorite hijab shop is out of stock London terrorist attacks
You’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late. Jokes on you I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what. Tired dog
Can you read this? Brain study – if you can read this you have strong mind words with numbers
Choose a degree in something you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life because that field probably isn’t hiring
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us right now we’d be put into a mental hospital
University is easy it’s like riding a bike and the bikes on fire and the grounds on fire and everythings on fire because you’re in hell
95% percent of the time when I’m smiling at my phone it’s because of something I’ve said, not something someone else sent me. I’m hilarious
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