Captain optimist vs pessimist man
Cat chilling with a beer
UFO parking on a roof
Hit by a bike between legs
Doctor: how bad do you wanna know the test results? Girl: I’m dying to know. Doctor: what a coincidence
Dad, are you gay? No I’m bi son. Bisons talking
Ariana Grande Grand Aryan adolf hitler
Someone turned anime into real thing trash garbage dump
Stepped on a landmine, didn’t weigh enough. Happy black hid
When your girlfriend has a twin sister so you get confused and fck her dad penguin