Me: should I buy it? brain: no, wallet: no, parents: no, cat: no, universe: no, me: sold
You don’t know how to buy a lady a drink, I do so dad, can I buy you a drink? OK, on ebay fail comic
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This is the type of guy you read about in math problems buying cart full of pineapples
Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To go in the same clothes shop we went in 3 hours ago
Grant ordered too many fries Sale
I can’t wait for the day after Valentine’s day because chocolate will be 50% percent off and that’s the kind of positivity I need
Cucumber ideal for Valentine’s groceries
To all hunters who kill animals: you ought to go to store and buy meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed. Quote – remember this person probably drives votes and may have reproduced
For tobacco use only smoking weed toys gadgets meme
When your dad come back after 18 years saying damn that line at Walmart ain’t no joke