My new trainers came today asked little brother for pics while I’m at work trolling
Shopping photo third hand photoshop fail black man holding couple
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When you get your tax return and start spending your money on stupid shit dog bought a painting of himself
A programmer was walking out of door for work, his wife said: while you’re out buy some milk and he never came home. Infinite loop fail
Holding hands with girlfriend: expectation on beach, reality going to IKEA store
Cashier: hello fellow white person, how are you today? So white and good. Here’s a discount
When you asked your mum to stop for food and she actually said yes happy cat
Me: should I buy it? brain: no, wallet: no, parents: no, cat: no, universe: no, me: sold
You don’t know how to buy a lady a drink, I do so dad, can I buy you a drink? OK, on ebay fail comic
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This is the type of guy you read about in math problems buying cart full of pineapples