After you get a free sample and you pretend you’re actually going to buy it
Spoke to a supermarket employee without crying. Facebook life achievement
My new trainers came today asked little brother for pics while I’m at work trolling
Shopping photo third hand photoshop fail black man holding couple
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When you get your tax return and start spending your money on stupid shit dog bought a painting of himself
A programmer was walking out of door for work, his wife said: while you’re out buy some milk and he never came home. Infinite loop fail
Holding hands with girlfriend: expectation on beach, reality going to IKEA store
Cashier: hello fellow white person, how are you today? So white and good. Here’s a discount
When you asked your mum to stop for food and she actually said yes happy cat
Me: should I buy it? brain: no, wallet: no, parents: no, cat: no, universe: no, me: sold