*Trump becomes president* NASA: shit. A few weeks later: “we’ve found 7 planets, 3 we can live on, and there’s enough room for everyone”
Do you agree with the teories of Schrodinger? Yes / no graph fail
Two people walk into a bar, it doesn’t go so well: H20 please, me too
If water has a memory then homeopathy is full of shit
Nuke I am your father Albert Einstein
Arguing with an engineer is a lot like wrestling with a pig in the mud after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it
Architects – engineers who can’t do math
Hey Jude song algorhytm