Student’s Creed everything is due nothing is submitted. Assassin’s Creed
Please just let me graduate. Grandma at the university
Creative learning motivators: Twix, Bounty bars after some pages
That laugh in exam when you know you’ve screwed up
Imagine if they had parent teacher conferences at college. Mom: how’s my son doing? Professor: I have never seen this man in my life
A wild exponential function appeared, you used differentiate, it’s not very effective. Pokemon math
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Professor: what inspired you to write this essay? Me: the due date
When you get to your first day of school and you can’t find your class or your locker or friends lost dog at school
When you hear a noise downstairs but you don’t have to pay student loans if you’re murdered
Have you ever bulshitted on an essay so hard that you basically laugh after every sentence you write?