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Date: I love dogs. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* my dad is a dog
When she jokes about you vs when you joke about her Beyonce Jay-Z
When you find someone who genuinely likes you, finds you attractive and wants to date you: are you a simulation?
When you’re having the best time texting the love of your life and your girl keeps asking why youre on your phone so long
When you poke holes in his condoms and get aids instead of a baby black man
Her: you pulled out, right? Me: yup. Washing machine fail
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Finally I’m in a relationship. Ship named relation
Solo mid
When she is telling stupid stories but she is your last hope of getting laid. Sylvester Stallone shooting lauging emoticons