Cop Drake u got anything that will hurt me gives them old girlfriends numbers these will
Ronny may I introduce you to my best friend Jesus? nope
We need to talk about us hiding in a bin trash can
My sister is a lesbian and I’m gay but our parents are conservative she dates my bf I date her gf
Brick on tinder I’m just a lonely brick looking to cement a relationship
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Everytime they talk about men and women in love they assume that. This is the truth: only women think about love men just love, they don’t think
Appreciate man’s effort sometimes you just didn’t know what they had to go through just to keep you happy
I like you. You’re sure you like me? definitely
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser you’re brave enough to ask that girl out
Writing like a boss texting like a boss talking like an idiot true story
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