When she come home drunk and you’re sober cat licking
Guys don’t get jelaous because we don’t trust you it’s because we know exactly what the other guy is trying to do
A few reasons why guys like girls on relationships
Someone loves you drive with care I’m single nobody loves me motorbike
Taiwan captured Russian girl Russia I’m coming forever alone
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King: hey, can I divorce my wife? Church: no that’s bad. OK, watch this: The Church of England
Relationship status: lol Pakalu Papito
When he’s in the shower and Pizza Hut text his phone “I love you too baby”