Hey La La Land, remember when you gave us that fake happy ending and then took it away? How’s it feel? Oscars fail
I feel so proud when my friends tell me their parents like me, damn right they do, I’m a delight
Arrival Oscars Pulp Fiction English motherfcker, do you speak it?
Nutella snack and drink: I will find you and I will buy you
Sale sasa lele grandma can’t read properly
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Keanu Reeves inspiring quote: see these people behind me? Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed so live today
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Smoking a cigarette reduces your expected lifespan by 11 minutes, its not much but every little bit helps
Disabled parking only: I am pregnant, only shop for 2 minutes, my back is sore – not a disability sign
Ingredients: 14 cup sugar, I only added 13 cup of sugar as my husband doesnt like things too sweet fail
And I was thinking to myself this could be heaven this could be hell