When my power bank runs out of battery while charging my phone. Ironic he could save others from death, but not himself
Woman with love refugees sign fail
Back in my day we didn’t chase Pokemon, we were too busy chasing pussy grandpa
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need
My life on Snapchat: wait, what did I say again?
So many years of education, yet nobody taught us how to love ourselves
Hakuna matata GIF animation
Find a woman with a brain they, all have vaginas street quote
Me trying to flirt: Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good, thanks. Good
Random guy leans over and whispers while were getting food: I have a hedgehog in my pocket don’t tell anyone