Sick of commentators saying you couldn’t write a script like this. If people can write scripts about dystopian future they can write about scoring last minute equaliser
Hello it’s me I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet Leonardo DiCaprio Oscar
After my 11 years of education I still don’t know how mortgage or taxes work but hey at least I know about the cells inside a leaf
Wish I was as brave as my kid who ate zero bites of her dinner and asked my wife for a snack 6 minutes after the table was clear
You never really can fix a heart
We don’t need no education. Yes you do, you’ve just used a double negative. IT Crowd
Remember kids if strangers offer you drugs take them because drugs are expensive
Redheads for the few men brave enough to play with fire
The new options on facebook look like life cycle of every relationship I’ve ever had: like, love, happy, wow, sad, angry
When your teacher keeps saying “keep this in the back of your mind, it’ll be on the test” huge long head