I hate it when I lose my black friend in the dark, my white friends in snow, my Asian friend in the sand, arabian friends in explosion Google
The less social you are the less bullshit you deal with
Success is like being pregnant: everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you were fcked
Hold your wife’s hand in the mall, if you let go she’ll start shopping – it looks romantic but it’s actually economic mug quote
Just because I’m black doesn’t mean I have weed, I mean I have weed but not because I’m black Will Smith
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I’m 1st world poor which means I own a smartphone and expensive laptop so I can go online and check that I have no money in the bank
It’s ok to have sex with a guy on the first date, just make sure you say things like “oh my God, I never do this” so he knows you’re a liar too
No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless it’s roots reach down to hell. CG Jung quote
We live in a blue planet that circles around a ball of fire next to a moon that moves the sea and you don’t believe in miracles?
Our thoughts and feelings have an electromagnetic reality manifest wisely inspiring quote