Pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake
Every mother gave birth to a child except my mother she gave birth to a legend, high five mom
Chicken is better than chick who said she will die for you, chicken actually died for you. Chicken is true love
The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap stay safe eat cake sign quote
CEO two words: right decisions, one word: experience, two words: wrong decisions
You wake up Superman what is the first thing you do? Go back to sleep and hopefully wake up to be Batman
Almost time for that New Year new me bullshit
My friend told me to stop singing Wonder Wall, I said maybe Oasis