When you have more than what you need build a longer table not a higher fence
Just relax, do your best you’ll be fine. Well I’d like to thank everyone for their fucking useless advice
When students cheat on exams it’s because our school system values grades more than students value learning. Neil Degrasse Tyson
I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day
Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy: ephedrine. I can’t serve you that. Sudoephedrine, there you go
Apple: costs more, does less. It’s that simple. word play
The reason I like staying up late so much is because between 1 am and 5 am the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me so silent and calm love it
14 year olds captioning selfies with “I took a pill in Ibiza”, no Elizabeth you took a paracetamol in Spain because you had heartstroke behave
Google: does marker come off a laptop screen?
World War 3 objects in mirror are closer than they appear