2016 will be one second longer than expected. Have we not suffered enough?
If you’re having a bad day just remember so is everyone else. Being human is agony. We live in a world of constant tragedy and awfulness
Creative t-shirts dad the original, son the remix
Israeli government to refugees: go back to Africa or go to prison
Your greatest weakness? Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics. Could you give an example? Yes, I could
All this technology is making us antisocial
All I want for Christmas is you and pizza but you too
Arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward life dragging back means it’s going to launch you into something great
A gentleman is just a patient wolf
You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby Ariana Grande