I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like, it was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato
Painter and decorator: New York, Paris, Madrid but mostly Glasgow area
If you work as security at a Samsung store does it make you the guardian of the galaxy?
Samsung 105-inch TV box is incredibly roomy I live in it now Amazon review
If Chelsea win the World Cup my dad is buying tickets for me to see One Direction please Chelsea
I genuinely don’t know what the weakest thing about you is: your acting or your iCloud password. Jennifer Lawrence Playground Insults
Sex really isn’t that important in a relationship to be honest. Sad man
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy protester sign