Metric vs imprial system comparison quote
My fiance dad is Arabic, doesn’t understand cursing, just puts a bunch of curse words together
Does Pokemon GO work on the moon? If so, can I borrow a rocket? Pokemon GO doesn’t even work on Earth right now
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior and always have been. William Golding
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French people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
There’s nothing stronger than love except an M32 rotary granade launcher
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There are plenty of fish in the sea I just suck at fishing
Sometimes I want to write I miss you in a rock then throw it to your face so that you will know how much it hurts missing you
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser you’re brave enough to ask that girl out
Woman with beautiful body is good for a night but a woman with a beautiful mind is good for a lifetime