Elon Musk quote: When I was a little kid I was scared of the dark, it just means the absence of protons in the visible wavelenght. It’s silly to be afraid of a lack of protons
Japanese say you have three faces: first face you show to the world, second face you show to your close friends and family, third face you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it’s probably shit
What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
People who have been single for too long are the hardest to love, it takes extraordinary to convince them that they need you in their life
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to your ego, then jump down to your IQ
Donald Trump thinks democrats care about his opinion, how does it feel putting your stuff where it doesn’t belong? Ask Bill Clinton twitter word play
Remove child before washing clothing label
Let me guess… license and registration? Creative car sticker for police
Snaccident – eating an entire pizza / box of chocolates / family size bag of crisps by mistake