Any advice on raising my child raise it about 60 ft and drop it
If you kinda sorta try then you kinda sorta fail
When everything seems to be going against you remember that the airplane takes off against the wind not with it Henry Ford
Metric vs imprial system comparison quote
My fiance dad is Arabic, doesn’t understand cursing, just puts a bunch of curse words together
Does Pokemon GO work on the moon? If so, can I borrow a rocket? Pokemon GO doesn’t even work on Earth right now
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior and always have been. William Golding
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French people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
There’s nothing stronger than love except an M32 rotary granade launcher
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There are plenty of fish in the sea I just suck at fishing