Immature is a word that boring people use to describe fun people Will Ferrel quote
Poem about me: I hate people, I wish I was drunk. The end
For every cigarette you smoke God takes hour away from your life and gives it to Keith Richards
Each time you open a book and read it a tree smiles knowing theres life after death
Woman accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. First offender? She replied: no first a Gibson, second a Fender
Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever actually calmed down by being told to calm down
Pre drinks aren’t even pre drinks, they’re just the stage of drinks where you get absolutely smashed in order to save money when out
Lion King: what was that for? It doesn’t matter, it’s in the past. But it still hurts.Past can hurt, but the way I see it you can either run from it or learn from it
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The light inside has broken but I still work. Me too vending machine, me too
Choose a degree in something you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life because that field probably isn’t hiring