Never hold your farts in they travel up your spine into your brain and that’s where shitty ideas come from
Creative people are easily bored risk takers dream big hate the rules
Fall in love with someone who wants you who waits for you
School starts in a week have fun bitches Leonardo DiCaprio
If you are reading this you have survived your entire life up until this point you’re awesome
Please don’t clean up my mess you’ll confuse me and screw up my world
Cut my life into pizzas this is my plastic fork Pizza Hut
Friend before date: act like you don’t care. Her: my dad died when I was 15. Me: who gives a shit