You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. Second page of Google search results
When my girlfriend tells me that she can’t handle the burger: I’ll finish what you started Kylo Ren Star Wars
I’ve trained jedi, I’ve trained Batman and people still try to mess with me? Liam Neeson
What do you do for a living? I hunt and kill aliens aren’t real. Have you ever seen one? No. You’re welcome
My first code: hello Priya. Output: I have a boyfriend
Neymar: wish I had the right foot of Ronaldo and left foot of Messi and here comes the result legs different lenght
Japanese text, bitch I don’t speak Nintendo
Paint water not paint water mug cup
Jesus is arriving now in Honda Accord Uber notification
Everyone says love hurts, that’s not true. Rejection, losing someone, envy hurts. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt. Liam Neeson