Single, taken, I get about as much attention as a white crayon
Don’t waste your time looking back, you’re not going that way. Ragnar Lothbrok quote
One day on Mercury lasts 1408 hours or the same as Monday on Earth
Couples that fart together stay together
Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though. Creative mug
When the brain and heart fight the liver always suffers
Did you know that 6 to 8 beers per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?
Why worry? Never let failure take control of you. Leonardo Dicaprio quote
Video games are awesome because they let you have amazing fantasies. For example on the Sims you can have a job and a house
If I wasn’t around my human would end up losing dozen of balls every day dog quote