Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems. Pakalu Papito
Normal people “go to hell”, Linux users “redirect to /dev/null”
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you, you have my Word
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer
These jeans were tested on animals, they didn’t fit
This is his GF, who are you? Why are you texting him? I’m the girl that can make any girl go from GF to EX real quick, how was my brother’s flight?
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That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works
Chillin’ the art of doing nothing without getting bored
People with messy handwritting have brain working faster than their hands Einstein quote
As I have grown older I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake