They feed me they care for me they must be gods – dog. I am a god – cat
Think different class full of Apple MacBook students
My girl scored a freekick against me on FIFA I ended the game and the relationship no way she learnt that on her own
Pople in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. You could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel. Ryan Reynolds twitter quote
Archeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts an believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher
Yesterday all my troubles seemed so Faraday
Group projects make me understand why Batman prefers to work alone
Yo mama is so fat she took a jump in the pool they found water on mars