Difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a hardware standard
I don’t stop eating when I’m full, the meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself
Yeah I’m into fitness whole pizza in my mouth dog
Do you want to talk about it? No, I just want to cry and play video games
A students prayer: now I lay me down to rest I pray I pass test if I should die before I wake that’s one less test I’ll have to take
Million guys walk into a silicon valley bar, no one buys anything, bar declared massive success
Nice underwear floormat text
If water has a memory then homeopathy is full of shit
Darth Vader: “I’m too full to eat”, Kylo Ren: “I will finish what you’ve started”
Friends are like potatoes: if you eat them they die