Facebook post got married, please don’t share your personal problems here
What are you doing tonight? More like who am I doing tonight? No one I’m free, what’s up Star Wars
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I hate being bi-polar it’s awesome
I would never sleep with a muslim fat girl. Pork is haram forbidden for us anyways
Difference between master and a beginner: master has failed more times than the beginner has ever tried Yoda
Mom it’s not that hard to use a phone mum I had to teach you how to use a spoon
Guys be 21, looking 18, acting 14. Girls be 14, looking 18, acting 21
Every meal you make every bite you take I’ll be watching you dog