Nice underwear floormat text
If water has a memory then homeopathy is full of shit
Darth Vader: “I’m too full to eat”, Kylo Ren: “I will finish what you’ve started”
Friends are like potatoes: if you eat them they die
Pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake
Every mother gave birth to a child except my mother she gave birth to a legend, high five mom
Chicken is better than chick who said she will die for you, chicken actually died for you. Chicken is true love
The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap stay safe eat cake
CEO two words: right decisions, one word: experience, two words: wrong decisions
You wake up Superman what is the first thing you do? Go back to sleep and hopefully wake up to be Batman