Being sarcastic can add up to 3 years to your life sarcasm is extremely healthy for the mind
You have survived 100 percent of everything in your life so far there is very high chance you are going to survive anything that’s to come
Life is too short to learn German
If you can’t be happy at least you can be drunk
They laugh at me because I’m different I laugh at them because they’re all the same
If you hadn’t met a certain person in your life it would be completly different
Murphy’s laws
It’s is my life Jon Bovi tattoo fail
Everything I say will be on the exam
You cannot eat money