Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions chocolate understands
Your greatest weakness? Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics. Could you give an example? Yes, I could
Why my cousin diamond is named like that? Because aunty loves diamonds. What about me? Enough questions Age of Empires Collector’s Edition
We don’t eat gluten, dairy, meat, soy, eggs or nuts, what do you recommend we get? The fck out waiter answers
Hello, is it possible to use my fidget spinner here? Sir, it’s 2017, you can be gay anywhere bartender
For a million dollars would you live here for 1 year without TV and internet? Wilderness house
Blankets don’t ask questions blankets understand
The real question is: CAN Richard Funk?
Replace semicolon with greek question mark in your friend’s JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error. Evil trolling
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