The only valid measurement of code quality WTFs per minute
My code doesn’t work I have no idea why my code works
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My LinkedIn profile: I typically ask recruiters to point out which of these are pokemon programming languages frameworks
Windows is checking for a solution to the problem function return false
Happy 25th birthday Linux, here’s your f-ing cake, go ahead and compile it yourself
Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs
99 little bugs in the code
Replace semicolon with greek question mark in your friend’s JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error. Evil trolling
The robots are killing us but why we never programmed them to do this. If crazymurderingrobot = true then kill(humans). Programming code
Eyes comparison: cocaine, marijuana, beer, JavaScript