The nigga got arrested in his dream handcuffed
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy protester sign
And I  was all like pew pew pew. Merica’ cop policeman
When the police are behind you and you’ve literally done nothing wrong but you still feel like a criminal Kermit frog
Telling black folks to be respectful to police to avoid dying is like telling women appropriately to avoid rape
Woman: please don’t ticket me, I’ll do anything. Cop: will you learn how to drive?
In 2009 Irish police found they had more than 50 motoring offences recorded for someone called prawo jazdy it turned out that it means driving license in Polish
Mexican border. Cop: papers. Guy: scisors. Cop: you’re cleared, go through. Guy: gracias