When you’ve named every restaurant in a 40 mile radius and she still doesn’t know what she wants to eat ripped hand arm
Hold your wife’s hand in the mall, if you let go she’ll start shopping – it looks romantic but it’s actually economic mug quote
US strikes Syria, world responds: supports vs against squads TV news
In Africa we don’t give men power because if you give them that chance they will spoil it. And that’s why you have malaria and I have pizza
C’mon North Korea, do something funny meme
Countries that use the metric systems vs countries that lose wars to Vietnamese farmers
Kim Jong Un dad get up, we in deep shit. North Korea
After studying genetic makeup of every European nation researchers have come up with the appearance of an average member of each country
Stapler floor 4 do not remove. Travelling world: Disneyland, Venice, stadium, Empire State Building
Eiffel tower I fell collapsed