Bane you merely adopted lag, I was born in it, molded by it, I didn’t see a stable internet connection until I was already a man
Where it all started: Apple, Google, Amazon, Harley, Disney in garages. Volkswagen in nazi Germany
Back in my day we didn’t chase Pokemon, we were too busy chasing pussy grandpa
Smartphones phone evolution. Here we realize we can see porn in the mobile
Our blessed homeland vs their barbarous wastes comparison identical kingdoms
I’ve finished building the time machine, now to pay someone a visit, clapping at Hitler speech
When it’s late at night and your trying to go to bed but then you think of that slightly embarrassing thing you did 10 years ago
Pre Tinder days when you didn’t say a word to your crush at school but you’d spit pure fire at night
Throwback to my last decent sleep USG ultrasound picture pregnancy
4000 years later and we’re back to the same language hieroglyphs emoticons