Being an introvert at a party hey how are you? Did you know humans shed 40 pounds of skin cells in their lifetime game over
I need to stop drinking iPhone cut in half fail
If you’re thin you’re not coming in only because you are blocking the door you whale
When you hit that last cup in beer pong
What’s up ladies I’m single and ready to stand around awkwardly
When girls take selfies at the club pug
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Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance alcohol
Life is not a fairy tale if you lose a shoe at midnight you’re drunk
Ah this is life meanwhile we’re all going to die fireworks dog
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What I want to be for Halloween drunk