You honk, we drink. Australians on the side of a road
When all people can do is brag about how drunk and high they got. Drake clapping
I wasn’t that drunk. Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single
When your friend is a pirate and really wants to be in the picture sill womens feet party photo
This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow
When you come home at 3 in the morning drunk af and your dog is like
Me: I’m not drinking tonight, 4 hours later: fallen off the stairs
When you pay for her dinner and take her to the club and she reacts to “single ladies make some noise”