When youre drunk af and start making friends with everyone dog dolphins
When your friend throws up after you just started drinking. Pathetic. The Simpsons
Guy playing Clash of Clans on a concert
Drake opening champagne animation
Did you go out last night? Maybe totally wasted
Trust me I’m an engineer RedBull alcohol vodka pipe system
Sorry I can’t go out tonight I have an essay to write not that I’m going to write the essay tonight but I need to devote a certain amount of time to not doing an essay before I actually do it
Being an introvert at a party hey how are you? Did you know humans shed 40 pounds of skin cells in their lifetime game over
I need to stop drinking iPhone cut in half fail
If you’re thin you’re not coming in only because you are blocking the door you whale