When your friend is a pirate and really wants to be in the picture sill womens feet party photo
This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow
When you come home at 3 in the morning drunk af and your dog is like
Me: I’m not drinking tonight, 4 hours later: fallen off the stairs
When you pay for her dinner and take her to the club and she reacts to “single ladies make some noise”
LAN party with the guy duct taped to the ceiling playing Counter-Strike
When you’re the only girl at a party with all dudes gazelle leopards
When you’re drunk AF and pass a mirror at a party Barack Obama selfie
When your party is getting killed but you’re just a bard girl crying
Drunk woman steals a ferry and yells I’m Jack Sparrow press headline