How to start a rave in Uganda slice of bread taped to the ceiling
When BAE said he’s going out friday at 9 PM so you schedule an argument at 8:30 PM
Make your own rules: 1. never pass out. Trolling girl tattoo on a party
Myth: introvert plus alcohol equals extrovert. Reality: introvert plus alcohol exuals drunk introvert
When the bouncers are throwing you out the club and your waving to your friends like cute panda
You honk, we drink. Australians on the side of a road
When all people can do is brag about how drunk and high they got. Drake clapping
I wasn’t that drunk. Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single