You honk, we drink. Australians on the side of a road
When all people can do is brag about how drunk and high they got. Drake clapping
I wasn’t that drunk. Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single
When your friend is a pirate and really wants to be in the picture sill womens feet party photo
This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow
When you come home at 3 in the morning drunk af and your dog is like
Me: I’m not drinking tonight, 4 hours later: fallen off the stairs
When you pay for her dinner and take her to the club and she reacts to “single ladies make some noise”
LAN party with the guy duct taped to the ceiling playing Counter-Strike
When you’re the only girl at a party with all dudes gazelle leopards