Drunk woman steals a ferry and yells I’m Jack Sparrow press headline
When the club night is so damn good you gotta check you still alive
Guy: I have 1 million dollars in bitcoins. Girl: wow, wanna buy us some drinks? Guy: oh no, I don’t have any real money
Slobodan Praljak drinking poison meme: when you know that next shot is gonna ruin your life but your like fck it I’m getting lit tonight
When the DJ plays an absolute banger. drawing from the past
That moment when your friends hairy arm looks like a cat
When you’re ready to go out but your phone’s at 10% percent
It says right on the RedBull can: do not mix with alcohol. What do we do? We make jager bombs, we are not a species made to last