Difference between master and a beginner: master has failed more times than the beginner has ever tried Yoda
When your black friend calls you my nigga for the first time Spiderman
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
You can do it delete League of Legends Shia Labeouf
Every brave warrior was once a defenseless baby every building was once a picture it’s not about where you are today but where you’ll reach tomorrow Batman
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser you are brave enough to ask that girl out
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Cheers to the people who love us the losers who lost us and the lucky bastards who get to meet us
Some days it’s hard to find motivation some days motivation finds you
How to get fit in just two steps lay on your back check is that the body you want repeat until answer is yes
Dad developed a system where we need to work out if we want to use the computer stationery bicycle
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