Male logic total cost of beer. Where’s your Ferrari?
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Before payday only bread and water payday table full of food
Checked my bank account and realised I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Thursday
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Million guys walk into a silicon valley bar, no one buys anything, bar declared massive success
That’s your Stormtrooper ID: first 16 letters of your credit card, last 3 numbers on the back, month and day of expiration
A barrel of oil cheaper than a bucket of chicken at KFC
Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes, if you are a billionaire
Young I was needed the money did I Yoda dressed as night club dancer
When you weight 300 pounds but your bank accound weight $300 k dollars fat guy with cute girl
Teach your kids climbing and they’ll never have enough money to buy drugs tons of equipment