What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills
I’m 1st world poor which means I own a smartphone and expensive laptop so I can go online and check that I have no money in the bank
A society that keeps cures a secret so they can continue to sell medication for huge profits is not a real society but a huge mental asylum
Who did the government buy the earth from? Then why do we pay the government to live here?
What’s your stormtrooper name: first 16 letters of your credit card, last 3 numbers on the back and the date of expiration
50 Cent album sold for fifty cents In da club
Khajit not gay but coin is a coin
Anything that costs your peace is too expensive inspiring quote
So much knowledge in one room, so much debt. Baccalaureate event
When a Google employee dies their spouse receives half of the employee’s salary for 10 years and their children $1000 dollars per month until they turn 19