Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for men in t-shirts and jeans
British pounds losing value 9 GBP, 18 GBP bills
Pick your perfect woman, you have $5 dollars: smart, good body, fat, retarded, great love
SpaceX $12 billion valuation – launches rockets into space and lands them safely, Snapchat $20 billion valuation – rainbow filter
Dog invests in tennis balls they have a high return rate
What makes sex not rape? Consent. What makes a job not slavery? Consent. What makes a transaction not robbery? Consent. What makes taxation not theft? Magical fairy dust
Please select a payment metod. Me: I pay with my kidney
I keep this pic of Terry Crest in my wallet so I can see it when I’m about to waste money on things I don’t need