Beach better have my money metal detector
Me: ugh I’m broke as fck. Boss: wanna go home early? Yes sure
Which religion cares most about the homeless? creative beggar
If I had 1 dollar for every time I got called I’d have 1 dollar thanks mom Pakalu Papito
Going through Arabic twitter again: where is the muslim army to fight for Aleppo? Here in Germany on welfare
We’re not born just to pay bills and die
Money can’t change people. It can just help them be who they are The Simpsons
When your mom tells a terrible joke but you need 20 dollars
There are 492 billionaires on this planet and not one of those losers has decided to become Batman
When your grandma doesn’t send you birthday money hey thanks for the birthday money oh my bad wrong grandma