When you realize you spent all your money on armor so you have to defend the fort with a potato
You all too old to be talking about April Fools day it’s April 1st hope you all got that money rent
Doing your taxes on April Fools day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government
Livin la vida broka
Owner of the restaurant told him to get out cause he don’t have money bum pulled hundreds and shoved one in his hat
Upvote money cat and you will get rich within the three next days
Need a small loan of $53 million dollars Kanye West Donald Trump
Whenever I pay for something with exact change I always say “I think that’s right”
Beggar gypsy woman visiting Felix Baumgartner in space
$15 dollars lawn care, you are reading this off a plate, I need some work man