Million guys walk into a silicon valley bar, no one buys anything, bar declared massive success
That’s your Stormtrooper ID: first 16 letters of your credit card, last 3 numbers on the back, month and day of expiration
A barrel of oil cheaper than a bucket of chicken at KFC
Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes, if you are a billionaire
Young I was needed the money did I Yoda dressed as night club dancer
When you weight 300 pounds but your bank accound weight $300 k dollars fat guy with cute girl
Teach your kids climbing and they’ll never have enough money to buy drugs tons of equipment
What wold you buy if you won the lottery? Bunch of hookers and cocaine. Okay that’s not the answer were looking for
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DJ Khaled snapchats credit card by accident loses 80k dollars in 30 secs
My wallet is like an onion when i open it it makes me cry