She kissed the tip then she said April Fools girlfriend fail
I don’t always tell people I’m gay but when I do I do it on April Fools day
These are men and women’s bathroom doors word bla bla
Left the toilet seat up at 2 AM, it finally happened facebook post with silly hashtags
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong
Female, male, programmer sign comparison
Her: what’s your favourite… Me: missionary. Her: color
Relationships are just conspiracy for women to steal men’s shirt
Photographing something you want to show everyone: males, females in front of object
Redheads for the few men brave enough to play with fire