A woman’s laughter is so much more cheerful than a man’s, but a man’s tears are so much more meaningful than a woman’s
Male female only 90’s kids will remember these genders
It’s ok to have sex with a guy on the first date, just make sure you say things like “oh my God, I never do this” so he knows you’re a liar too
A jerk to the world but a gentleman to his girl. Cats wearing hoodies
If men think with the wrong head do women talk with the wrong lips?
In Africa we don’t give men power because if you give them that chance they will spoil it. And that’s why you have malaria and I have pizza
Know the work rules aprropriate vs inapropriate looking good Susan
She: does he still love me? Who is he seeing? What happened to our relationship? He: thinking about custom loop hardware gaming
What girls look for in a guy: 1. brown eyes, 2. messy hair, 3.cute nose, 4. four paws, 5. Golden Retriever
Man bun top knot looking like bin bag trash. Colin Farrell