Said something funny someone else said it again only louder and people laughed
I told him I wanted more stability he bought these car suspension
Let’s try these nightmare vision goggles. Everything looks exactly the same meme
When you’re on a date with a girl and she asks if you got any Coke Pablo Escobar
My girlfriend told me that I should treat her like a princess so I married her off to a stranger to strengthen the alliance with France
Why is Aspirin white? Because it works
When I eat grass it’s like I’m giving the world a haircut sheep meme
Told girlfriend that mum is deaf so speak loud and slow told mum that gf is retarded