Pre Tinder days when you didn’t say a word to your crush at school but you’d spit pure fire at night
What do you call when your crush has a crush on you too? Imagination Spongebob
I’m in love with the shape of you french fries onion rings chips
Black and white cats tails heart shape love
Husband spends 2 years planting thousands of scented flowers for his blind wife to smell and get her out of depression Japan
If she ain’t tagging you in random memes throughout the day she don’t love you fam
My bae, she stole my heart. Bitch stole christmas too Grinch
Darling how sad that you’re a mermaid and we can’t make love. Oh, but mermaids just wear suits that we can take off easily
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it’s probably shit
People who have been single for too long are the hardest to love, it takes extraordinary to convince them that they need you in their life