Darling how sad that you’re a mermaid and we can’t make love. Oh, but mermaids just wear suits that we can take off easily
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it’s probably shit
People who have been single for too long are the hardest to love, it takes extraordinary to convince them that they need you in their life
Love, fear, spiritual realm, mental realm, physical realm explained infographic graph
Find someone just as lazy as you and spend the rest of your life with them. Grandpa on a skateboard towed by grandma
Katie, you know I have a crush on you, will you go to prom with me? Circle your answer: yes, definitely yes, no
If your girlfriend looks like this she’s probably a keeper. Goalkeeper
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When you promised her a romantic night but the whole squad is online
Couples that fart together stay together
That moment when you remarry but you can still keep the old photo on your desk. Muslim woman wearing burka